Saturday, April 2, 2011

Motivation

My conversation with Cat (age: a week shy of 4, though she may not last if she keeps it up) yesterday: Cat: The Earth is REALLY big! Like THIS big! (stretches her arms as wide as they'll go) Me: Wow, that's really big. Cat: Yep! And your butt is this big. (moves her arms in a quarter of an inch on either side - and I'm being generous) Me: Gee, thanks. Cat: But my butt is REALLY small. Like this. (puts her hands so close together there's barely light visible) Me: Uh huh. Just remember, sweet daughter, Karma's a bitch.

2 comments:

  1. You're butt's not THAT big :) And you're right about karma...doesn't she realize she's your mini me? Silly girl.

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  2. Dammit! Y-O-U-'-R-E, you are, Y-O-U-R, your! I hate when I do that.

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